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Memorandum: Addictive potency of 12voltarts multimedia materials
Date: 15 JUNE
To: Director, Health and Human Services
From: USCFAR / Washington Branch
Director,
For some time now we have been building a case file against multimedia pioneers 12VoltArts, LLC. It is our stance that multimedia addiction is a growing phenomenon and must be regulated with the same voracity as other controlled substances.
Users of 12VoltArts multimedia are growing in number daily, and are becoming easily recognizable. Symptoms include: a satisfying state of interactive euphoria, a collection of questionable purchases made through well-designed e-commerce sites, neck disorders from rhythmic head-bobbing to blatantly overwhelming catchy music, eye strain from inability to pull oneself from interestingly designed graphics, etc.
Samples of their material is readily available. It can be obtained
by looking nearly anywhere--on the Internet, cd-roms, music cds, print graphics...the list is seemingly endless.
A government-sponsored intervention program developed by our office determined this growing epidemic will not end on its own. Nor can we afford to let it run rampant through multimedia channels with abandon. To view the intervention program notes, see our presentation elsewhere in this document.
Director, we did a copious amount of research and found 12VoltArts to be one of the most addictive multimedia firms in existence, and ask your office to review these materials so you may favor restrictions on these hip, exciting, and otherwise very interesting multimedia artisans.
Sincerely,
William Brasky
USCFAR Bureau Chief
Washington Branch
cc: Director - HHS, Ofc. Addiction Cntrl.
TNP: 223412
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